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Mikeville-A pile of junk was found in it's neighbor's basement (Mom Jones who has lived in Mikeville for over four hundred years), it was found hanging from a wire, which was attached to another wire, which happened to be plugged into an outlet, which in a messed up way was connected to a circuit breaker, which was attached to powerlines which ran all the way to a local powerplant, but I digress. The pile of junk was found at 6:30:01:000000000000000000000000000000000016 AM last night hanging from a wire, which was connected to another wire and so on and so forth (I'm trying not to digress, my shrink says I'm getting better) while Mom Jones was in her basement kung-fu fighting her watertank "bung-a-nung-a-na-na-na-na-na".
The police are currently trying to find the murderer, they currently have a long list of possible suspects, currently the only name on that long list of possible suspects is Junkie (the pile of junk who HUNG himself).